ENERGY DRINK - KALASHNIKOV

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Feeling tired? Find your concentration wandering? You need KALASHNIKOV ENERGY DRINK!

Kalashnikov Energy Drink powers through your bloodstream, turning each cell RED! When you need that extra boost on the battlefield, dig deep and pull out your KALASHNIKOV Energy Drink! Make each cell equal...in awesomeness.

Reverse engineered from Mikhail Kalashnikov's blood, sweat and tears, the formula for awesome power was discovered! With each passing mouthful you can have the energy of 10 men! Ever wanted to jump over a horse? With Kalashnikov energy drink, now you can! Red Bull might give you wings, but Kalashnikov Energy Drink will give you the kind of energy and motivation that only a communist dictator could instill!

Increase your awesome today, with Kalashnikov Energy Drink - officially endorsed by the mixmaster himself, Mikhail Kalashnikov